CreepyKid was playing WoW…she says “ewww” and turns to me.  Mother, I just got this joke, I saved a girl from a watery death…and as she was hungry I brought her food.  She asked for crabs (which are abundant on the shoreline)…she said “in my time of great need you gave me a case of crabs” and the quest reward was a “fine comb.”

I giggled…she rolled her eyes.  Look, my fine parenting skills have allowed her to understand this humor.  I win!