A longer weekend, with the inclusion of school day, we got down there Thursday and I didn’t’ get home until 11:30ish Sunday night, Monday was not a fun day…can you say “dragging ass?”
Saturday was really hot, well, at least compared to the previous weekend…my guild managed to keep it together, but a bunch of people went down in the heat.
This weekend there was a rash of theft on site…some of the stuff I can see wanting to take (an expensive new hat, someone’s wallet) but other things (someone’s street shoes…CreepyKid’s hat) I can’t see. CreepyKid is unhappy because her hat had her hat BAND on it, which she wanted to put on her new hat that she’s yet to get. The old hat had large bites out of the brim, where the cats had chewed on it, but someone saw fit to take it. Some people’s kids, really! The disheartening part is that this was happening before the gates opened, which means someone is stealing from their own people. Honestly…why would you do this when you know that a) you’re going to be found out and b) when you’re found out you will be in legal trouble as well as black-balled from your chosen community.
Oh, and I managed to be the recipient of attention from two separate douchebags, you know...those that come to a battle of wits, unarmed.
All that aside….
The House went to see Hey Nunnie Nunnie which is very funny. Those Nuns work hard and gig when they’re not on their stage…I wish they were there for the whole run, but I guess it leaves people wanting more.
My personal funny this weekend had to do with the Puritans…Bacon Bit yanked a bible page out and handed it to Mary Milker…HOURS of comedy ensued as WE read it, OTHERS read it and then explained it to even more people.
Firstly, it said whoever removed the page from the bible would be damned, that means you, my goodly Puritan! Secondly, it had in large red font that the lord came quickly…which is great for our house because you don’t pay by the hour. On top of all that the word “man” was shown italicized for emphasis…so I assume it didn’t apply to women.
Oh, and yes, I did stick a bunch of money in my mouth…I paid off like a slot machine! Now..where are those hepatitis vaccinations?
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