I would say this is the LAST one, but I doubt it!
Once again out with Sis, we pass a sex shop “near” her house and she decides we MUST go in – well, last time we tried it was closed for some private event. We go in and stare in amazement at the stuff buy and make and the SIZES it comes in – honestly I’m just not going to let someone come at me with the size of some of these things….I digress.
We come up to the masturbators, the ones that “look” like mouths and have “real feel” or whatever it is and Sis says, “I want to feel it!” Well, there’s a little dot of material on the OUTSIDE so you CAN feel it, and I tell her so. A little loudly she says “NO, I want to stick my finger in it and pull it out to see what it feels like!”
So a little bit loudly I say “I’ll buy you one and you can finger it all night long!” I’m not sure if the staff actually looked at us, but we WERE the only people in the shop.
We were giggling about my comment as we left the place, and I was relating my matress story to her when we opened the door to a wide-eyed man who was trying to come in and I looked down, oh yeah, Sis is wearing her rainbow arm warmers.
She’s my sister, I SWEAR!
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